Send only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it...     1970:  Long hair 2008:  Longing for hair 1970:  KEG 2008:  ECG 1970:  Acid rock   2008 :  Acid reflux 1970:  Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2008:  Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 1970:  Seeds and stems   2008 :  Roughage 1970:  Going to a new, hip joint 2008:  Receiving a new hip joint []   1970:  Rolling Stones 2008:  Kidney Stones 1970:  Screw the system 2008:  Upgrade the system 1970:  Parents begging you to get your hair cut 2008:  Children begging you to get their heads shaved 1970:  Passing the drivers' test 2008:  Passing the vision test 1970:  Whatever 2008:  Depends   Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. The people who are starting college this year were born in 1992.   They are too young to remember the space shuttle Blowing up. Their lifetime has always included AIDS. Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic. The CD was introduced the 3 years before they were born. They have always had an answering! Machine They have always had cable. They cannot fathom not having a remote control. Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave. They never took a swim and thought about Jaws. They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are. They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter. Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading... It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking!!!!